G.I.R.L

Boy: I give you my heart, will you keep it?

Girl: Not just keep, but taking care of it too.

Boy: How if you find someone better than me?

Girl: I found one.

Boy: Promise me you will never return my heart?

Girl: ....

Boy: You there?

Girl: ....

Boy: sleeping?

Girl: .... (zzzz)

Boy: zzzz LoL!